Category: Wasting your time

  • TRUST Seminar: Need Credit? No Identity? No Problem!

    I’m doing the TRUST Seminar at Berkeley this week. Here’s the info and abstract.

    Date: Thursday, October 18, 2007
    Time: 1:00 PM (lunch will be served)
    Location: 540 A/B Cory Hall

    ABSTRACT: In synthetic identity theft cases, an impostor creates a new identity using some information from a victim that is enhanced with fabricated personal information. For instance, the impostor may use a real Social Security number, but a falsified name and address. Since this synthetic identity is based on some real information, and sometimes supplemented with artfully created credit histories, it can be used to apply for new credit accounts. In a currently-ongoing case, two men alleged to have used this tactic applied for and obtained 250 credit cards and amassed $760,000 in charges. Experts following fraud trends claim that synthetic identity theft is a growing problem, and is responsible for massive losses among financial services institutions. How can fabricated person obtain credit? This presentation will explore the synthetic identity theft problem, its roots in credit authentication, and possible approaches to reducing its incidence and severity.

  • Uri Geller makes a comeback!

    Watching 30 Rock and the Office tonight I kept on seeing this commercial for a new show called “Phenomenon”. The story goes:

    The search for the impossible begins…there are those who claim special powers, but only one can be called the greatest. Now, the mind of Uri Geller, and the mastery of Chris Angel will test them all before the world, and everything you see will be live.

    I was cracking up because when they show Geller he’s got this sign that bends behind him. I can’t believe it, he still tries to milk this idea that he can bend metal like he’s some kind of spoon-bending genius.

    I’d think he’d give up that angle after James Randi busted his ass on the Carson show – see the video below.

    Even Geller’s blog has an idiotic banner with a bent-spoon prominently displayed. What an idiot.

    This new show is the American version of “the Successor”, and based on what I’ve seen, he’s continuing his idiotic shtick of presenting himself as a psychic, rather than an just an illusionist (and a crummy one at that). For a preview of the hoaxing you’re likely to see on NBC, friendly skeptic has posted videos from the Israeli show, in which you can see him stick a magnet on his thumb to make it appear that he can manipulate a compass with his mind.

    Geller has a history of using bogus copyright claims to try to suppress videos proving he’s a hack and a fake, so make sure to check these out before they disappear.

    This actually might be a lot of fun, because I bet other magicians, like Penn and Teller, like Johnny Carson before them, will have a blast showing how these guys are using simple illusions to provide proof of their claims of mystical abilities. From what I understand magicians get a little pissed when you try to claim supernatural powers for what is, in the end, just slight-of-hand. It might be fun to watch, and live blog with a magician to see who can spot the tricks. Anyone up for that? Anyone know a good magician? Preferably one who blogs? And who hates hacks?

  • Can You Believe They Posed for This?

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    We should have a LOL caption contest for this.

  • WSJ: Wal-Mart Era Wanes

    Maybe Americans’ bad taste can be reformed! Gary McWilliams reports:

    The Wal-Mart Era, the retailer’s time of overwhelming business and social influence in America, is drawing to a close.

    […]

    Rival retailers lured Americans away from Wal-Mart’s low-price promise by offering greater convenience, more selection, higher quality, or better service. Amid the country’s growing affluence, Wal-Mart has struggled to overhaul its down-market, politically incorrect image while other discounters pitched themselves as more upscale and more palatable alternatives. The Internet has changed shoppers’ preferences and eroded the commanding influence Wal-Mart had over its suppliers.

    As a result, American shoppers are increasingly looking for qualities that Wal-Mart has trouble providing. “For the first time in a long time, quality has a chance to gain on price,” says Lee Peterson, a vice president at Dublin, Ohio-based brand consulting firm WD Partners Inc.

    […]

    The company’s unquenchable thirst for scale has been the secret to its market-changing power. “What we are is a ‘supercenter’ with one-stop shopping,” said Wal-Mart’s Vice Chairman John Menzer at an investors’ conference last month. The company expects each year to build another 170 to 190 of the 200,000-square-foot supercenters that are its hallmark and convert 500 smaller discount stores to the bigger format over the next five years. “We would love to wave a magic wand and [make] every one of our discount stores a supercenter,” he says.

    But that very focus on scale is now a weakness, for the world has changed on Wal-Mart. The big-box retailing formula that drove Wal-Mart’s success is making it difficult for the retailer to evolve. Consumers are demanding more freshness and choice, which means that foods and new clothing designs must appear on shelves more frequently. They are also demanding more personalized service. Making such changes is difficult for Wal-Mart’s supercenters, which ascended to the top of retailing by superior efficiency, uniformity and scale.

  • Wiley Miller on think tanks

    I’m loving the Non Sequiturs about Danae setting up her think tank.
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    I think Wiley must be reading the blog. Stop lurking and show yourself!

  • Only 250 Comments Away

    I’d just comment like nuts if I were eligible for the 500,000th comment contest.

    Call this an open thread. Go nuts! I’m too busy writing to blog anyway.

  • WSJ on Billboard Advertising Battles

    The Journal’s Cynthia Crossen gives an overview of political battles surrounding billboard advertising today. An interesting read, in part because billboard advertising lobbyists have been pretty shameless in their political advocacy. I remember that when I lived in Georgia, they wanted to lop off the tops of trees so that billboards could be better seen. In order to get around regulations that distanced billboards from the roads, the industry created megabillboards that were huge. And they argued that billboards actually improved roadway safety because it gave drivers an interruption from the monotony of driving (one could see how that cuts both ways!).

    Anyway, this article demonstrates some of the tensions between those who find them vulgar, and those who think banning them is a form of legislating beauty.

    The battle between billboard lovers and haters simmered for half a century before reaching a climax in 1965, when Lady Bird Johnson persuaded Congress to pass the Highway Beautification Act…

    Under the law, which applies only to highways that receive federal aid, states must maintain “effective control” over advertising on their highways. Billboards visible from the highway in “scenic” areas are prohibited, although land zoned commercial or industrial is exempt.

    Outdoor advertisers lobbied heavily against the bill. Walter S. Meyers, an executive with a company that owned 60,000 billboards across the U.S., argued that the law would limit the freedom of the motorist to choose where he wanted to spend the night, where he wanted to eat and what kind of gasoline he wanted to buy. “Most repugnant,” Mr. Meyers said, was the idea that some people wanted to codify beauty. “They would have their standards of taste and art enforced by the government.”

    […]

    The U.S. Supreme Court revisited the issue in 1981. Nine years earlier, the city of San Diego had effectively banned most billboards, and an outdoor advertising company, Metromedia, sued. But California’s highest court ruled for the city. “To hold that a city cannot prohibit off-site commercial billboards for the purpose of protecting and preserving the beauty of the environment is to succumb to a bleak materialism,” wrote Justice Matthew Tobriner.

    The Supreme Court reversed that ruling on First and Fourteenth Amendment grounds, noting that “valuable commercial, political and social information is communicated to the public through the use of outdoor advertising. Many businesses and politicians rely upon outdoor advertising because other forms of advertising are insufficient, inappropriate and prohibitively expensive.”

    Today, billboards are becoming digitized, and they’re bigger, brighter and more profitable than the old poster boards. Electronic billboards can change messages every few seconds, making it possible to sell the same space to multiple advertisers.

    “Outdoor advertising is great,” boasted Clear Channel Outdoor in a recent news release, “because you can’t turn it off, throw it away or click on the next page.”

    Clear Channel’s point–that you can’t turn off their message–is one that opens the door to privacy issues in billboard advertising. What? Billboards an invasion of privacy? It’s worth reading this essay by ad man Howard Gossage on the subject.

  • The Joys of the Wall Street Journal, Weekend Edition

    Ah, the joys of reading the relatively new weekend edition of the Journal…There’s always news you can really use. For instance, if you happen to be in Atlanta and are hungry, the Journal will tell you exactly where you should sitting at Rathbun’s, depending on whether you are an A, an A+, or A++.

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    And when you’re done analyzing your status based on where the restaurant seats you, you can read about how to deal with your pesky, environmentally-conscience children! Ellen Gamerman reports:

    In households across the country, kids are going after their parents for environmental offenses, from using plastic cups to serving non-grass-fed beef at the dinner table. Many of these kids are getting more explicit messages about becoming eco-warriors at school and from popular books and movies.

    And of course, there is a book you can read to push back:

    Earlier this month, a book called “The Sky’s Not Falling! Why It’s OK to Chill About Global Warming” hit the shelves. Its author, Holly Fretwell, says she sees it as an answer to what she calls “one-sided” environmental messages kids are getting in school and from books. “While riding a bike saves energy and is a great exercise, it gives you less time to do other things, like sports or homework,” she writes. “We drive our car because it gets us to work and play faster.”

    My favorite: the sidebar on “HOW TO MANAGE YOUR ACTIVIST KID:”

    Your daughter wants you to get a Prius but you don’t want to spend an extra $3,000.

    Brian Day, executive director of the North American Association for Environmental Education, a professional nonprofit group based in Washington, says it helps to tell children that there’s more than one way to cut down on carbon emissions. He recommends driving less, and reminding kids about carpools.

  • Internet Roundup

    Here’s what I’m reading this morning.

    An Orangutan stole a womans pants in Malaysia. That’s got to be embarrassing, but at the very least, you’d have a story to tell people for the rest of your life that is sure to entertain.

    Congress, having solved all other problems is looking into the language of hip-hop. Someone needs to find the youtube of this testimony.

    But rapper and record producer Levell Crump, known as David Banner, was defiant as lawmakers pressed him on his use of offensive language. ”I’m like Stephen King: horror music is what I do,” he said in testimony laced with swear words. ”Change the situation in my neighborhood and maybe I’ll get better,” he told one member of Congress.

    Swallowing the Camel lists the worlds weirdest/stupidest conspiracies, however manages to leave out “a cruise missile hit the Pentagon”. The troofers, of course, make an appearance and immediately churn out the usual debunked nonsense.

    Super-crank Ahmadinejad apparently thinks Iran has no homosexuals. I don’t think there is any type of crankery this moron would not embrace (including 9/11 troof), so I can’t admit to any surprise.

    Christopher Monckton, famous global warming denialist, apparently told a lie about why he had to sell his house. Once again, not surprised.

    From the comments, someone points out they finally fired the vegan proselytizing teacher. He apparently wouldn’t return to work until everyone in the world converted to his lifestyle. I’m sure it was a hard choice for the school district.

    Finally, one last piece of crank news, Paul Cameron has announced the formation of a new crank journal to study human sexuality. I can guess what its first article will say. Something like “teh gay kills”. One more crank source to track, no big deal.

    Any other good crank news?

  • The Right to Trial…By Elves

    The Journal’s James Hookway informs us that a trial court judge in Manila, Judge Floro, has an interesting set of consultants: three elves, only visible to the judge himself! Belief in this trio has caused the country’s supreme court to intervene and fire the judge.

    …Mr. Floro, 54 years old, has become a media celebrity. He is now wielding his new clout to campaign for the return of his job — and exact vengeance on the Supreme Court.

    Helping him, he says, are his three invisible companions. “Angel” is the neutral force, he says. “Armand” is a benign influence. “Luis,” whom Mr. Floro describes as the “king of kings,” is an avenger.

    Mr. Floro has become a regular on Philippine television. Often he is asked to make predictions with the help of his invisible friends. “They say your show will be taken off the air if you don’t feature me more often,” was Mr. Floro’s reply to one interviewer.

    The full article is worth a read for a giggle; here’s just a snippet:

    Mr. Floro says he never consulted the invisible elves over judicial decisions and the fact that he puts faith in them should make no difference to his career. “It shouldn’t matter what I believe in, whether it’s Jesus, Muhammad, or Luis, Armand and Angel,” he says in an interview.

    Ha!